ahpart:

today in class i was putting on lip balm and this guy said “no matter how much makeup you put on you’ll still be ugly” so i just looked at him and said “no matter how much you act like a dick yours won’t get any bigger”

silverplatedpenname:

idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the guy said “paper does not have atoms”

merbearedie:

whether you listen to the dialogue without video or watch the video without sound it’s all the same

Alternative names for the Mass Effect games 

randomiser:

M-mom, stop! You’re embarrassing me! *grabs homura’s ass*

theomeganerd:

Cole - inFamous live action short film

When Cole develops incredible powers after surviving a lethal city-wide explosion, he has a life-changing decision to make: protect himself and those closest to him or stand up to the ruthless militia taking over the city.

"Cole" is a fan film of the Playstation video game series "Infamous" and is freely based on the events of the first two games.

Entirely self-produced, the short film was made over the course of 2013 in Bordeaux, France, with the challenge of creating a “mini-blockbuster” with little to no budget.

Behance | Website

internetdoashouting:

kingcheddarxvii:

This looks like a still from a gangster movie

"Guess it’s not your year, motherfucker."

internetdoashouting:

kingcheddarxvii:

This looks like a still from a gangster movie

"Guess it’s not your year, motherfucker."

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

kagahimedesu:

the two halves of the DRRR fandom

snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument